They say you can never go back again... WELL, Jurassic World proves that you can, as long as you go there in a Mercedes-Benz SUV, prominently feature that SUV in several shots, and generally keep your expectations lower than the hanging belly of a CGI stegosaurus.
Jurassic World pays homage to the original Jurassic Park by constantly reminding you that you are not watching Jurassic Park, and that you sure wish you were watching Jurassic Park instead, or even the 90s ABC family sitcom Dinosaurs. Fortunately, we are here to help!
And hey, if you backed our Kickstarter this last year, this riff is already YOURS!
Hold onto your butts, say a quick prayer to Goldblum, and laugh the crimes against nature and film with Mike, Kevin, and Bill. It’s Jurassic World!